Ball So Hard University

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Sunburning Love

As many of you crazy college kids flock to the beaches for Spring Break, as I sit on the couch watching the Red Dawn remake, it is important to remember to pack your sunscreen. I usually opt for the sport … (Continue Reading…)

GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (FINAHHLEE), BY THE NUMBERS

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Fat Cats

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GUNS N' ROSES: 'THE BACHELOR' SEASON 17 (EPISODE 9), BY THE NUMBERS

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GUNS N' ROSES: 'THE BACHELOR' SEASON 17 (EPISODE 8), BY THE NUMBERS

Ugh. Honestly. Like, I get that hometown dates is just the calm before the mind-blowing-achievement-of-television-programming storm that is “the fantasy suites” episode but…really. Why. Maybe it was the game of ultimate fishbee (akin to ultimate frisbee, minus the frisbee, plus … (Continue Reading…)

A Letter to the Dean

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GUNS N' ROSES: 'THE BACHELOR' SEASON 17 (EPISODE 7), BY THE NUMBERS

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GUNS N' ROSES: 'THE BACHELOR' SEASON 17 (THE TWO-DAY BACHELOR EVENT!), BY THE NUMBERS

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GUNS N' ROSES: 'THE BACHELOR' SEASON 17 (EPISODE TWO), BY THE NUMBERS

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