“I said I think we just passed Meatloaf’s house!”
Despite all of the fancy maneuvers people like Travis Pastrami and Justin Beiber are doing these days, I still truly believe that the wheelie is THEE sweetest move of all time. Its a classic. Maaaaan…. poppin’ that front wheel off the ground and lettin’ the world know “I’m creative and open minded! I don’t live in a box! I DON’T CAAAARE how this bike was engineered to be ridden!!! I make my own rules! Stop being a bitch! Stop putting notices on my door! I’ll pay my rent whenever I want!”
“Boom Mahfuckah!, thats how you start a fire!”
“Fucken ‘slurpee James’ spilled his slurpee all over my seat again.”
“Just trying to get a good look in the tank… ..Yep, looks like we got a little gas left.”
This guy is technically ALWAYS doing a wheelie…which….equals any chick he wants WHENEVER he wants. Simple math.
Not a bike but i think it would still be a wheelie if you measured it with a protractor. …Remember those? They measured angles or some shit.
“I better get this arugala to the farmers market pronto!”
“Man I can’t wait for snow angel season!”
“Come back!.. Please!.. I want a FunDip real bad!”
“Get the fuck off of me Jessie Ventura!”
“Fuck!… ..Really?!”
“Hey girl! How you doin?”
Travis Pastrami
The arugula one made me laugh so hard, I cried. It is now one of my favorite things ever.