Well boys and girls, Christmas is right around the corner! I know this because Starbucks has stopped serving pumpkin stuff and broke out the peppermint stuff! Here is a gallery to get you into the Christmas spirit.
“I'm just saying you both asked for a Barbie last year! Broaden your horizons!”
“Honey, I asked you to cut down a tree…not one of the neighbor's bushes.”
“'Tis the season to half-ass it…”
“…Fa la la, la la, la la, fuck it.”
“I dunno what you want for Chri…Christmas little girl? All I know is that Santa needs some Tacooooooooooos!”
“It's Simon's birthday?!” -Paula Abdul drunk on church wine somewhere
I can't tell if that's Santa, or the guy who played Smee in 'Hook'.
“Well…the kids are traumatized, but at least I don't have to put out those damn decorations this year.”
“I hate this job, I hate this job, I hate this job, heyyyyyyyyy kidos!”
“You want what? What is a Korn CD?”
“Bill is such a dick.”
“So that is where Rudolph came from.”
“Your kid just took a leak on me, post the damn thing to Facebook and get the hell out of here.”
“Why can't this play for 24 hours on TBS?”
Kevin was a part of the worst employee White Elephant gift exchange in the history of Grove City's Best Buy.