The “I Suck At Girls” Book Tour

On Tuesday, May 15th, my second book “I Suck At Girls” comes out.  I will be going on a book tour for the next three weeks, and would love it if you could come out.  Even if you just want to tell me to fuck off.  Hmm, maybe not if you want to do that.  Seems like that would be a bummer.

At almost all of these I’ll be doing a little talk and reading, but if it turns out that the book store just wants me to sign, I’ll stick around after and answer any questions you might have.

Anyway, here is the tour dates and info.


5/15 – NEW YORK CITY  6 PM – 7 PM

BARNES & NOBLE – Tribeca
Barnes & Noble #2255
97 Warren Street
New York, NY 10007


5/16 – NEW YORK CITY  12:30 PM

WORD FOR WORD READING SERIES at BRYANT PARK – Outdoor talk/signing with Ali Wentworth
Hosted by Sara Barron
Bryant Park outdoor Reading Room ( 42nd Street allé) – between 5th & 6th Avenues


5/16 – NEW HAVEN, CT  7 – 8 PM

Long Wharf Theater
222 Sargent Drive
New Haven, CT 06511
Theater PH: 203-787-4282


5/17 – LOS ANGELES 6:45 – 8 PM

BARNES & NOBLE – The Grove
Barnes & Noble #2089
189 The Grove Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90036


5/19 – SAN DIEGO 6:15 – 7:30 PM

2335 Chatsworth Blvd
San Diego, California 92106


5/21 – DENVER, CO  7:30 – 8:30

TATTERED COVER – LoDo Store 7:30-8:30
1628 16th Street
Denver, CO 80202


5/22 – SEATTLE, WA  7 – 8PM

4326 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 98105


5/23 – PORTLAND, OR  6:45 – 8PM

3723 SE Hawthorne Blvd.  NOTE: This  may be off-site, so check with Powell’s website.


5/28 – TORONTO 7 – 8PM

142 John Street
Toronto, Ontario
M5V 2E9


5/29 – BOSTON, MA 7 – 8 PM

290 Harvard St.
Boston, MA 02446


5/30 AUSTIN, TX 7 -8 PM

603 North Lamar
Austin, TX 78703


5/31 DALLAS, TX 7 -8 PM

7700 West Northwest Hwy
Dallas, TX 75225


6/4 SAN FRANCISCO  7:30 – 8:30

1644 Haight Street
San Francisco


6/6 WASHINGTON D.C.  7 -8 PM

SIXTH & I (Washington JCC)
600 I Street, NW
Washington, DC 20001



This will be at an Apple Store but if you bring your book, I will sign the HELL OUT OF IT.  (Don’t know what that means.)

6 Responses to The “I Suck At Girls” Book Tour

  1. Jeanie says:

    Woohoo, you’re coming to Denver! See you then!!

  2. Jenny says:

    Tallahassee? Please! :) Thank you.

  3. Brevin says:

    Im finishing up the book right now man and it’s hilariously relatable. I feel your pain in the bathroom at the Halloween party. It’s refreshing to hear read someones awkward true stories of love. This is the funniest book I’ve read since your first one and I can only hope you stick with this book writing thing. Good luck to you

  4. KC Gregor says:

    Sign mine in Cleveland please!

  5. Damn, I missed you in NYC, Justin!

    BTW, superb book, and I’ve already reviewed it on Amazon and Goodreads. Highly recommended and getting a few Kindle copies for others, though I’m still trying to do a sh*t word count…

    Apple Store on June 7th? Which one, Grand Central or the one across from the Trump Plaza, by FAO Schwarz? And since I have “I Suck At Girls” on my Kindle, yes, I’ll be sure to bring it so that I can see you sign that!

  6. Alexis says:

    Very, very funny. I read it one sitting yesterday. It’s rare to experience a ‘laugh out loud moment’ in a book but I had some nearly every page. I’m on the female end of the awkward with the opposite sex. I made my prom date bleed when I attempted to put on his flower. Anyhoo, thanks for the fun read.

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