The other day, I found myself with a song stuck in my head. I don’t know whether I heard it on the radio, in a commercial, or in the background at a crowded restaurant. All I knew was that there was only one place to turn to find out the name of this catchy tune: Yahoo Answers. While on this magnificent display of Internet age communication, I stumbled across some incredible questions and answers delivered by the public, for the public. Today I share with you the Hall Of Fame of Yahoo Answers*.
*None of these are doctored or photoshoped AT ALL. These are all very, very real.
"I wanna know how babbys is formed. I gonna ask that compootin' machine!"
I'm going to have to agree with Hennessy. He has a source and everything.
"Oh yea totally breastfeed your man away!" said the crazy woman who breast fed a STRANGER FROM CRAIGSLIST!
China wins again.
"If it makes you feel good man, then you're a true chode!"
"I'm staying positive. I feel like that owl was a good dude. He'll bring Sparky back."
If spaghetti was the best answer...what was the worst?
"Pimpin' ain't easy."
"Hey kids I brought you some cookies and mi- OH MY GOD!"
Another one for China...
"There's GOTTA be some science to it. I'd look it up, but I'm not sure which "ology" it falls under."
I think this really is the "best answer" on Yahoo Answers ever.
"I would make some Pope french toast just to be safe..."
"Unless you live in Iran then I would play it cool..."
"It was like scoliosis test, check for lice, penis inspection in a dark closet, then the fitness test. You know, the usual stuff."
This is why MTV shouldn't be a thing.
"It's so crazy...it just might work!"
I hate myself because I own Skyrim, and I know what he is talking about...
"I called it a fluke after the first two, but then I realized, I have a magical penis!"
All right China! YOU WIN! And I don't really follow American Idol either.