Plies is a rapper most famous for his 2009 hit song “Becky” which is basically a four minute ballad about falatio. Until verry recently, I had not heard much from this artist, until I started following him on twitter. I feel that Plies’ brilliance simply can not be confined to 140 characters, so please follow me, as I delve into the mind of this modern day Socrates. Here is the most recent installment of, Plies Tweets.
We find our hero today in a vulnerable state. Apparently, even someone as special as Plies can have a rough night. The attached image is a message from Plies, to all the youngsters out there, that when one goes out for a night of tomfoolery and shenanigans, NEVER wear underpants. Who knows what dangers may befall you when restricted by the elastic confinement of undergarments? Espicially with the discomfort of tags!*
Luckily, Plies was able to make it home safely, surely with the help of a responsible designated driver, and mostly likely with the company of several bitches. He then was able to free himself from the confinement of his underwear and proclaim to the world from his balcony: “Tom Petty ain’t right! I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Free ballin’!”
Yes, I’m sure he said that.
Until next time friends, always live your life by this simple Plies motto:
“Hey Plies, it’s a robbery, get up! I’m talkin’ to myself though, what the fuck?”
*Unless of course you are a wearer of Hanes tagless underwear, then maybe you can wear your underpants…but whatever