Vanity Plates seem like an awesome idea at the time, but after a while, you may start to regret it like a lower back tattoo…on a man. Here are a few vanity plates that missed the mark. The mark, by the way, is just having a normal license plate like the rest of us.
“I don't usually like to boast but…I'm online with AMERICA! I bet Bill from two doors down isn't. Ha! Bill…”
“Hey that's It's Mitt Romney's golf cart!”
“I got this for my son! It's his 16th birthday and he's number 8 in soccer! I hope he just loves it!”
“Well I actually caught yellow fever from a mosquito bite in South America…I'm dying…so I figured, you know, what the hell?”
“Well I usually just stryp in the club, but I want people to know I'm available for birthday's, bachelor event's…what that's how you spell stryper! I would know I am one, duh?!”
“I don't know what you had in mind there…but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the carpool…”
“So that's how you got the Lexus?”
“I got a new big job and the company gave me this Mercedes!”
Because nothing says country like a Mitsubishi Mirage!
“So when did you realize it?”
“The second I got to my kid's elementary school play.”
People do a lot of bath salts in Virginia apparently.
“Mrs. Phelps, I know you were trying to go for 'Pool Lady' but it's just coming across as 'Poo Lady'.”
“I know you were trying to express your love of Agriculture, but…”