Unlike many of my young adult peers, I’m willing to admit that I am not always right. In fact, most of the time I’m very, very wrong on a variety of subjects. This includes, but is not limited to me commiting at least ten typos that make me look like an idiot on a daily basis. A typo has the power to provide unintentional comedy, which is my favorite kind of comedy, just ahead of any dramatic scene filmed by Jennifer Love Hewitt. So here are a few of my favorites typos.
"It was a terrifying and disturbing, corn-filled scene here today."
Conversation I wish had really happened - GRAPHICS GUY #1: "Let's go with 'Holiday Shoppers.' GRAPHICS GUY #2 "Eh, I feel like that's not specific enough."
I have dyslexia.
"So again, we remind you, fuck it, roll the dice. Let's see some crazy shit," the chief of police added at the end of his press conference.
"Isn't that supposed to be a picture of your mother?" -now divorced man
I never met anyone from this girl's school when I was in high school.
- Fox News really needs to become more subtle…
"Fuck yea!" -guy named Brian
"I understand religious freedom but that is no excuse to shit on the capital."
"...math still in troubel."
"Jet's gain the sponsership of Einstein Brothers Bagels."
"She was found dead after she was no longer living..."
"Wow...so that is what we will look like in the future..."
"There are no words to describe how shitty Jet's football can be."
Another funny thing about the ‘Girls School’ story… Madonna’s daughter Lourdes went to Cheltenham Ladies’ College.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/176747.stm