If Alcohol Labels Were Honest

I made these back at my old job with my co-workers Justin Thomas and Cory Jones.  My favorite part was that after we posted this, a hipster dude we worked with came up to me and said “I drink Pabst because I like it, I’m not trying to be cool,” then shot me a dirty look and walked away. For the record Pabst tastes like dog shit. I don’t know who awarded them a Blue Ribbon, but it must have been in a contest for “Taste that most closely resembles dog shit.”