I did this piece a couple years back for maxim.com. It plays on every stereotype imaginable, so, for that I’m not proud. I created it right after I got in to a ridiculous argument with my girlfriend about whether or not Safeway had good deals on wine. It was the dumbest argument I’ve ever been involved in, and definitely factored in to me writing this. Anyway, mostly I’m proud because it was a half way decent flow chart, and they’re a real pain in the ass to create.
And here’s the male version